“Right-Handed Man” Masturbates Nearly To Death: A Medical Case Study
This man redefined “mind blowing sex” after suffering a life-threatening stroke by repeatedly masturbating. Now medical experts say he is lucky to have escaped the ultimate unhappy end.
According to the new case study published in the Medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases, the unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan liked to indulge himself several times a day.
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However, an explosive self-esteem session took a turn for the worse when, after peaking, the serial thunderbolt was struck by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.
Troubled by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed to Nagoya City Teaching Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion – two telltale signs of a stroke cerebral, according to the medical case study.
Emergency medics suspected he had a stroke while stroking – and a subsequent CT scan confirmed the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (HSA), a type of stroke life-threatening brain triggered by the rupture of blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.
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Previous case studies have reported that sex – including the autoerotic variety – “was the activity immediately preceding aneurysm rupture in up to 14% of patients,” according to clinical neuropsychologist Dr Amee Baird, author of “Sex in the Brain: How Your Brain Controls Your Sex Life” (Columbia University Press, 2020). The risk of death from sex-induced stroke may be increased by taking cocaine or Viagra before the act.
The man survived his near-fatal orgasm ordeal and was released from the hospital within two weeks in excellent condition, doctors said.
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However, he should thank his lucky stars for not getting the opposite of a happy ending, as a ruptured brain aneurysm causes “death 40% of the time,” Baird reported. Meanwhile, two-thirds of survivors end up with severe neurological deficits.
This is not the first time that someone has suffered from a stroke during an act of self-righteousness. In 2016, a Bronx hospital worker reportedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn at work, police sources said.